An Excerpt From My New Play, “The Falcon and the Snowman”

[A Falcon (played by an actor) lands on a tree branch above a Snowman (anchored in snow, and also played by a thespian of some kind.)]

Falcon: “Shreeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Snowman: “Excuse me?”
Falcon: “Caaaaaaaaaw caaaaaaaaaaaw.”
Snowman: “Caw, caw?”

[The Falcon nods, affirmatively.]

Snowman: “Still lost, buddy.”
Falcon: “Hreeeeeeeeeeee!”
Snowman: “One more time.”
Falcon: “Hreeeeeeeeeeee!”
Snowman: “Hre?”

[The Falcon nods, affirmatively.]

Snowman: “Yeah, still gonna have to plead ignorance on that one too.”