The Adultoids
February 12th, 2007
adultoids: noun, consisting of childhood activities that can no longer be participated in after the onset of adulthood, for fear of being considered a freak.
- Doorbell Ditch
- Spending Hours in Couch Forts
- Pretending to be a Wizard in Public, And Having People Take You Seriously
- Having Someone Else Carry You To Bed
- Wearing Cartoon Character Underwear
- Eating Paste
- Using The Imaginary Line of Demarcation To Keep People From Encroaching Upon Your Space In The Backseat of the Car
- Two words: juice boxes
- Playdates That Someone Else Arranges For Me (i.e., dates, transport, snacks)
- Tormenting Old People
