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March 27th, 2008
I have a problem with auto-eaters.
These are the people who drive with one hand (or no hands) and ingest their entire lunch in the process. They are worse than makeupper-drivers, cellphoner-drivers and lostaquarterintheseat-drivers. They are truly the most dangerous thing on the road.
That’s why, if you ask me — everyone who is an auto-eater should be given an additional written test when they go to get their license (and periodically throughout their driving career) to ensure they know what to do in a myriad of situations. That is why WFME would like to present to you the Auto-Eater Driver’s Examination Test.
Please, answer the questions only if you surely know the answers.
Posted under Automobiles, Carl's Jr., DMV, Driver's Tests, Driving, Eating, Fast Food, Rules of the Road, Taco Bell. | 7 Comments »
December 27th, 2006
[At El Pollo Loco’s Drive-Thru]
Them: “Welcome to El Pollo Loco, may I take your order?”
Me: “Yeah, can I get two beef meximelts…”
Them: “Okay…”
Me: “A bean and cheese burrito, with sour cream…”
Them: “Okay…”
Me: “And that great Nacho Bell Grande thing?”
Them: “Anything to drink?”
Me: “Pepsi? Oh, and those cinnamon crispas for dessert.”
Them: “Okay. Anything else?”
Me: “Can you read back my order?”
Them: “Beef melt, bean and cheese burrito, nachos, pepsi and a churro.”
Me: “Well, I guess that sounds about right.”
Them: “Please pull around to the second window.”
Posted under Drive-Thrus, El Pollo Loco, Mexican Food, Taco Bell, That's Incredible!. | 11 Comments »
December 7th, 2006
Listen. I had Taco Bell a few weeks ago.
When I normally go to Taco Bell, it’s every once in a blue moon, since eating Taco Bell is like eating death in the form of a burrito with sour cream, yet that death burrito tastes like heaven. So, it’s sort of a heavenly, death-like experience with sour cream, that I rarely enjoy but wholeheartedly do when time and body image permits. Such a moment arrived a few weeks ago, I had a burrito with sour cream and onions.
And now I’m afraid I’ve got a low grade E-Coli infection.
Posted under E-Coli, Fears, Food and Drink, Taco Bell. | 14 Comments »
November 5th, 2006
You’ve made many decisions in the past.
You chose between getting hit in the head with an anvil or a dead kangaroo. A bird in the hand or a bird in the bush. Coughing up a lung or a small ferrett. A painless nail in the head or a weekly pedicure and walking around with a ziploc bag filled with water or a severed left arm. They were tough choices that, surprisingly, pale in comparison to your next enigmatic choice. A choice so tough, it will shake you to the core.
Yes…today, your decision is all about Taco Bell.
Posted under Questions, Taco Bell, You Decide. | 3 Comments »
