I Am Afraid My Face Isn’t Symmetrical
September 28th, 2006

Symmetry is the new hot.
Look around in the fashion mags or listen to the hosts of nighttime news magazines laud the hotness factor of stars with symmetrical faces. Marvel in wonder as people say things like, “her face is totally symmetrical and she will never have to work for a thing in life because of it…” Stare deer-like and stunnishly at people whose left side of their face and bone structure exactly match the right side of their face in a perfect bit of genetic architecture.
And then be afraid, like me, that your face isn’t symmetrical at all.

