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August 18th, 2006
I have spent much of my life admitting to some pretty stunning supermarket admissions.
There was the one where I admitted to tasting “free candy” over and over again from those “free tasting bins.” There was the time I admitted to going into the “10 Items or Less / Cash Only” checkout lane with thirty items and an ATM Debit card. And there was also that time I admitted to opening a box of cereal, taking out the prize, and leaving said opened box behind.
But today, I give you Stunning Supermarket Admission #329.
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June 11th, 2006
I’m just going to come out and say it.
It’s not like I’m hurting anyone, first of all. That’s the first thing you have to understand before you get all in a huff about today’s stunning admission. It’s something I do for ME and for no one else. It’s something I can’t control.
I have not sought out professional help because I don’t think I need professional help for such a thing. It’s just something I do because I must secretly love to be the controller of all things “conversation.”
Today’s stunning admission? I like to ask “What?” even though I’ve just heard what you said.
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June 5th, 2006
It’s blatant admission time.
For as a child, I had a small cute adorable little hamster named Sleepy. Yes, the lack of knowledge in my still growing brain had no idea that hamsters were “nocturnal” animals — who sleep all day and play all night. Yes, I went ahead and named him Sleepy because despite some nighttime fun and excitement, this little adorable apple-chunk eating fluff-ball was like an unemployed roommate in the daylight hours.
Yet sadly, I would be responsible for his ultimate sleep.
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April 6th, 2006
I’m just going to come out and say it.
It’s not like I’m hurting anyone, first of all. That’s the first thing you have to understand before you get all in a huff about today’s stunning admission. It’s something I do for ME and for no one else. It’s something I can’t control.
I have not sought out professional help because I don’t think I need professional help for such a thing. It’s just something I do to pass the time when I’m waiting in line or with a group of people I’ve never met before.
Today’s stunning admission? I like to lie about ridiculous stuff.
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