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I Have Mastered Spooning

April 16th, 2004

I have finally mastered the art of spooning.

In the past there’s been many times where people came right out in public places and challenged me on this fact. They wondered, aloud, if I would ever be good at spooning. Did I have the right disposition? Was I up for it? Did I have the stamina? Was my heart really, fully into the dedication that would be required for mastering such a talent?

I stood and took the questioning. The mocking. The magnifying glass held just above my head. People asked my family, friends and romantic involvements. Would Pauly D ever be a successful spooner?

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