I Am The King Of Asking For A Water Glass Then Sneaking Free Soda
February 8th, 2007
“Just a glass for water, please.”
It is a phrase so simple in it’s simpleton-like simplicity that no cash register clerk ever reads into it. It is a phrase that I throw out so innocently, that my conservative nature never causes anyone to question my intentions. It is a phrase that I utter with such convincing “I’m doing this all-water diet right now” attitude that the powers that be (i.e. restaurant managers) never see me coming, and never realize when I’m gone.
Yes, I’m the King of asking for a water glass then sneaking free soda.
