Jessica Simpson’s Got An Easy Alarm Code

On the heels of revealing the identity of Mr. Six, the anonymous tips keep on coming to Words For My Enjoyment.

This week, anonymous sources connected to alarm company ADT confirm that when Jessica Simpson was asked to provide a hard-to-guess, enigmatic secret alarm code for her palatial Malibu-adjacent newlywed estate (the one she moved into with “just married” hubbie Nick Lachey)…she picked something that no one would have ever imagined: the code word Austin.

A city in Texas, nearby to where she grew up. The exact place in which “Newlyweds” Simpson & Lachey got married on October 26th, 2002. A word that, if re-arranged, spells ‘U Saint’.

Well, I guess it’s better than her last name.