An Open Letter To ‘Elbow Sandpaper Guy’
August 19th, 2006
Hey guy.
I just thought that you should know that when I was standing behind you the other day at the video store and you reached into your pocket to get your wallet that your arms sort of shifted in your short sleeve shirt so that when you reached into your back pocket your normally covered elbows peeked out from underneath your shirt sleeve. And it was in that one moment that a hybrid horror and home improvement panic washed over me and caused me to drop my Hot Tamales.
Thing is, your elbow looks like sandpaper.
