I Could Be Your Safecracker-Upper
March 19th, 2006
Safecrackers are too serious.
I mean, have you ever hung out with one? They walk around with those doctor’s stethoscopes hanging around their necks like they can really hear the clicks and the clacks through metal doors with them, and they’re always wearing black leather gloves that are too tight for their hands and they’ve usually got those taglines they’re always saying like “oh, I’ll crack it.”
Isn’t it time someone lightened them all up?
Enter, ME. The Safecracker-Upper. There, hanging back on the sidelines of all the great safecracking moments, I could be the guy to make light of the situation. I could be the guy to get the safecrackers to crack-up when things aren’t going as expected.
