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Kasey (Age 4) Hates Me

November 6th, 2006

You may remember my goal last week to be the best Halloween candy giver ever.

The actual night of Halloween, I must say, was a glorious experience. I gave out candy by the handful, sometimes giving children the choice of “picking their own.” I was met with smiling faces, giddy parents (glad I wasn’t one of those guys from Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator,”) and while I didn’t reach my goal of hangin’ with the local teenaged hoodlums, I felt that my interpersonal relationships with neighborhood children had reached a satisfactory level of perfection.

That is until I found out that Kasey (age 4) hates me.
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