If I Were In Skokie, Illinois

“Hi. I’m in Skokie.”

If I was in Skokie, Illinois, I would walk around the city streets all day long saying this wonderful little phrase to people. Of course, most of the people I’d say “Hi, I’m in Skokie” to would probably shoot back in their trademark awesome Skokie accent something to the effect of, “Yeah, I’m in Skokie too.” Of course, when it got old telling people IN Skokie that I was also IN Skokie, I would pick up the cell phone and call my friends outside of Skokie and let them know just exactly where I was.

I might also ask them if they knew that on Halloween, in Skokie, trick or treating hours are only from 3 to 7 pm.