It’s Time To Boycott Paper
May 10th, 2008
Let me ask you a simple question that requires zero education whatsoever.
That question is, “What’s the use of paper?” We’ve got garbage dumps filled up with the stuff, we’re killing trees and raping forests to create the damn things, they cut and slice our fingers open with reckless abandon and most people, upon seeing paper, find themselves sick to their stomachs with the anticipation of pending work.
That’s why, effective immediately, it’s time to boycott paper.
Just like the oil companies are forcing politicians to slow the advances that will free us from gasoline in our cars, so too are mega-companies like Staples and Office Max and printer companies like HP and Epson, so that our desperate need for paper never ends (like the Universe and its inherent infinity).
