I Could Be Deaf, Dumb and Blind But Still Play A Mean Pinball
January 4th, 2007
I could be a triple-threat ailment acquirerer.
That would mean that I would have three ailments that I’d acquired in life that, combined, would cause people to look at me and then say “aww” behind my back to one of their friends. That would mean that I could have a wooden leg, Tourette’s and a stutter. That would mean that I could have a glass eye, a metal plate in my head and multiple-personality disorder. That would mean that I could have narcolepsy, A.D.D., and think I was Elvis Presley.
But I’d prefer to be deaf, dumb, and blind — and still play a mean pinball.
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