Dancing With The Ailments
March 5th, 2007
First let me start by saying…I once dated a girl with a fake leg.
Let me also say that I had no idea she had a fake leg until I had been dating her for at least three or four dates. She either wore jeans or long pants and I was a respectful gentleman who didn’t go grabbing at her legs too soon in the social experiment. But let me tell you, technology had gotten so good at that point, that the leg itself (all colored and weighted to look and feel like a real leg) was extremely realistic enough to fool me.
But that’s not going to happen when Paul McCartney’s ex, Heather Mills, appears on Dancing With The Stars.
