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March 7th, 2007

I know. You’re amazing.
Every time you hear me mutter something like, “I sure wish I could convert this PDF to Word,“ or “It’d sure be great if I could edit the text in this un-editable document,” or “My sister is converting to Judaisim for her fiancee,” there comes your head, popping up from behind your cubicle wall, with offers to assist in all three distinct conversion activities.
And honestly, although my sister could use the help…it’s getting a little tiring.
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June 18th, 2006

War is hell.
But tiny little slices in the outer lining of your skin, caused by envelope edges and report covers and little stacks of yellow and red post-it notes are not. And when you hold up your hands and makes me squint to see the paper thin cut you have on the corner of your “most important and over-used digit ever” and flash me that “oh god I think a mortar just about blew off my finger” look…
I just start wishing that you’d stop complaining about your paper cuts like they’re war wounds.
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