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Words About My New Career

November 2nd, 2007

After some consideration, I felt it was time to fill in WFME readers to my new life change.

As a result of my two books not being made into movies, not being turned into animated shows and not being optioned by a big star for a passion project, it appears as if most of my dreams of writing have fallen to the wayside. For months I questioned my future. For weeks I wallowed in self-pity. And then I decided on a brand new career.

A career that would change my life forever.

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Think Of It As A Vacation For Your Fingers

May 30th, 2007

Do your fingers hurt as much as mine?

If they do, then WFME’s We Love Your Fingers And Want To Save Them Summer Promotion ‘07 will make you giddy with excitement. That’s right, folks — effective immediately, Words For My Enjoyment will become a sans-comment zone. And while you’ll still be able to read glorious humor posts on a daily basis, you will not feel pressured, required, beholden or influenced to comment.

Because you won’t be able to.

At the end of the promotion (i.e., September 1st), comments will open back up and you’ll be like a starving guy on an island who just got handed a pack of anchovies. Or not. Either way, my decision to close them for the summer was the result of (a) it taking too much time throughout the day to moderate and approve comments… And (b) we all need a vacation now and again.

Don’t you think?

I’ll assume your silence and lack of comments mean you agree.

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The WFME Report

September 10th, 2006

PAPER: Actor Freddie Prinze Jr. Fights Local Coffee Shop Patrons

Officials Announce Ice Cream Sundae…Dead!

TESH: “I Love My Cell Phone!”

Standing Ovations Banned In Multiplexes

DEVELOPING…Pirate Psychologists…The New Solution to Psychology’s Woes?

People No Longer Washing Hands, Officials Say

Los Angeles Man Performs Surgery On Himself

Pregnant Woman Gives Birth In Elevator

UPDATE: Why Your Boss Still Hates You

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