Neil Armstrong, Cell Phone User

Call begin.

“Armstrong here. Yes, I copy. Verifying position… About ten meters just outside of Panera Bread. Roger, checking. Oooo…K. Got it. Soup of the day can now be confirmed as split pea. Roger that, it looks beautiful from here. Confirming presence of turkey pot pie. Getting a closer look. Small little foot movement. Confirmed. I’m standing directly in the shadow of it. Looks like it’s a little difficult to dig through the crust, but doable. T-Minus five minutes, twelve seconds until hunger pains. Keeping my eyes open for you. Armstrong, out.

Call end.