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I Should Not Be Held Accountable For Killing My Hamster

June 5th, 2006

It’s blatant admission time.

For as a child, I had a small cute adorable little hamster named Sleepy. Yes, the lack of knowledge in my still growing brain had no idea that hamsters were “nocturnal” animals — who sleep all day and play all night. Yes, I went ahead and named him Sleepy because despite some nighttime fun and excitement, this little adorable apple-chunk eating fluff-ball was like an unemployed roommate in the daylight hours.

Yet sadly, I would be responsible for his ultimate sleep.

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