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I Love You, But That Mole On Your Cheek Really Must Go

May 18th, 2006

It’s a question that is as old as time.

I cross paths at least once a week with someone who has a big old mole on their cheek and they’ve got a nasty old hair protruding right out from the center — the kind of thick hair that if you were slipping down an embankment or hanging over the edge of a huge cliff and the only thing you could grab onto in order to pull yourself up and save your life was a hair coming out of a mole like I’ve just described, well… That hair would totally hold.

But when it comes to you, your mole, and that hair — I just can’t help but wonder why you’ve kept it for so long.
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