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Words For Your Enjoyment: Imaginary Friends

September 30th, 2005

Friday is here again.

Which alone, as a statement, gives me the willies if not simply because I once knew a guy in college who would always say the macho combo two pound beef burrito is here again when he’d enter the dorms after making a late night trip to the local Del Taco, only to warn you that he was about to ingest two pounds of beef and some shreds of lettuce and about two hours later you would be wishing he was nowhere near you.

But I try to get over that when Friday arrives.

This week, WFME good buddy Annabel Lee writes: “Hey Pauly, I was wondering… Could you be my imaginary friend?”

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If I Was An Abercrombie & Fitch Model

June 2nd, 2005

If I was an Abercrombie & Fitch model, I would pose a lot.

Most often, I’d stop whatever I was doing when people would walk nearby my rock-hard body and I would lean on something. Usually so that I looked like I was reclining in some kind of way, that made me look like I was relaxing in typical A&F fashion.

I would, of course, never say hello to you — I would do my trademark “upwards head nod” which is a simple nod upwards. No up and down motion. No side to side motion. Just from whichever position my head was currently in when we locked eyes, I would do the quick upwards nod. That means, “Hey, whaddup?” in A&F body language.

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