If I Was Trapped In A Collapsed Cave With A Miner Who Wore A Ski-Mask All The Time

“Hey, I can’t even see your face!”

It would be a statement that would have dual meaning and make us both laugh our heads off since before the two of us got trapped down here in this collapsed cave and there was no light with which to see each other’s faces…well, I couldn’t see your face anyway.

Since you were “that miner” who wore a ski-mask all the time.

If We Were Both Trapped In A Mineshaft, I Would Totally Entertain You

Let’s face it — getting trapped in a mine sucks.

And being a miner also sort of sucks. I mean, I’m sure there are advantages but the whole getting up while it’s still dark and then going home when it’s already dark, and having to wear those hats with flashlights and dusty overalls aren’t the most appealing thing… But above all, there’s a danger associated with the job (getting trapped when the mine collapses around you) that’s got to be the worst part about it all.

But fortunately, if you were trapped with me — I would totally entertain you.