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WFME’s You Decide: Receding Hairline Midget or Left-Leg Missing Cruise Shuffleboard Coach

May 23rd, 2007

You asked for it, and so ye shall receive.

Actually, if I had to be completely honest (which is a new thing for me these days), I would tell you that no one necessarily asked for another edition of WFME’s You Decide. But since my experience is often that people don’t tell you what they want anyway (and you have to try to figure out exactly what it is they want), sometimes I’ve gotta take a chance and try to assume what the audience is looking for.

Today I’ve decided that all you readers must decide between being a midget with a receding hairline or a left-leg missing cruise shuffleboard coach.

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Midget On My Doorstep

June 3rd, 2006

I’ve decided that I would like to hire a midget.

Now please don’t take this the wrong way you dwarfs and you short people but there’s a huge difference between midgets and dwarfs and short people. That being said, I have a particular job I’m looking to fill that involves hiding in a cardboard box and sitting on my doorstep during the daytime hours and it’s something that I believe only a midget could handle.

Applications are now being accepted!

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Posted under Boxes, Doorsteps, Dwarfs, Midgets. | 12 Comments »