Mel Gibson: The Cover-Up Continues

You may or may not have heard about this yet.

But the Cliff Notes’ version is that Mel Gibson was arrested for driving almost double the speed limit over the weekend in Malibu, CA while intoxicated — and while being carted away for his DWI, he decided it would be the perfect time to try and escape, start hurling anti-semetic comments at officers and even say sexually-explicit comments to female officers at the police station. Above all, not the smartest thing for a Hollywood actor skating on the thin-ice of the star-system.

But there’s more to the story that even the papers have yet to report (which was leaked to me late last night from a close friend who lives in Malibu) which has convinced me that the massive Mel Gibson cover-up continues…

Today’s Rumors About Celebrities

Living in Hollywood is a unique experience.

Because everyone you know happens to know a celebrity. Everyone who knows a celebrity happens to know something about said celebrity. And everything that everyone knows about those certain celebrities may or may not be entirely true. That’s why they’re called rumors.

And that’s why they’re so amusing to read about.