I Am Afraid Of Mayonnaise That Isn’t Mine
February 22nd, 2006
Find me someone who is willing to use mayo from someone else’s house other than their own and I’ll show you someone who likes to live on the edge.
For whenever I visit a friend’s home for lunch and I’m given the choice of tuna salad or turkey, egg salad or roast beef, ambrosia salad or an apple, potato salad or french fries, cole slaw or a side salad… I will always choose the non-mayo item.
This is primarily because…I am afraid of mayonnaise that isn’t mine.
