I Have Come Up With An Equation That Will Solve All Your Relationship Problems
January 8th, 2007
x + 2y
——–
z - 1
Where x equals total number of relationships you ended
Where y equals number of times you said “I Love You”
Where z equals your current age
The numerical answer you come up with must be 1 or less to continue striving for romance. If your result is more than the number 1, common wisdom suggests you stop pursuing any romance altogether as you’ve failed way too many times already.
Hope this has helped.
