I Feel Bad For Masseuse Daters
August 11th, 2007
You think dating a stripper is bad?
Worse than dating a stripper is dating a masseuse. At least when you’re dating a stripper, while you may not want to ask said stripper to strip for you (thereby asking her to work even AFTER she’s already left work), at least when she takes off her clothes she’s still stripping. And while she may not be doing it to music, she is still stripping. So then, when your friends ask if your stripper girlfriend strips for you, you can say that yes. Yes she does.
But people who date masseuses? I just feel bad for them.
