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August 11th, 2007
You think dating a stripper is bad?
Worse than dating a stripper is dating a masseuse. At least when you’re dating a stripper, while you may not want to ask said stripper to strip for you (thereby asking her to work even AFTER she’s already left work), at least when she takes off her clothes she’s still stripping. And while she may not be doing it to music, she is still stripping. So then, when your friends ask if your stripper girlfriend strips for you, you can say that yes. Yes she does.
But people who date masseuses? I just feel bad for them.
Posted under Dating, Feeling Bad, Massage, Masseuse, Strippers. | 8 Comments »
April 1st, 2007
I’m a big proponent of haircuts and not being homeless, FYI.
I’m also a big proponent of sidestepping what I like to call The Supercuts Factor, which refers to people’s obsession with paying for a haircut that costs less than an evening at Taco Bell and the resulting haircut seemingly looks that way. That’s why I go to a hair stylist at a salon where, for a little more money, I also get my hair shampoo’d and massaged by my stylist’s assistant — who ends up being a different person every single time.
Which, incidentally, makes me feel like I’m getting zero shampoo bowl committment.
Posted under Haircuts, Massage, Shampoo Bowl, Zeroes. | 7 Comments »
