I Want To Do Ludicrous Things That You May Actually Also Want To Do As Well
August 15th, 2006

Let’s talk about eating spackle.
I was doing some spackling last night and as I was scooping the fluffy white marshmallowy spackle out of it’s plastic serving bowl (er, container) onto my metal spackling spoon and lifting it up towards the drywall, I just kept thinking how easy it would be to scoop some of that spackle into my mouth instead of onto the wall.
And while I wanted to do such a ludicrous thing at that very non-ludicrous moment, I realized that while you may actually consider such a consideration ludicrously ludicrous — it’s something you may actually also want to do as well.


