I am so damn happy I can’t even contain myself.
That happiness, of course, stems from the recent (and exciting) admission by Nicole Richie that she is officially, one-hundred and ten percent, wholeheartedly, biologically officially, placentastically pregnant! You can imagine when the news hit the wires I quickly forgot about the deaths of Ingmar Bergman and Tom Snyder. This whole war on terror thing? A figment in my imagination. The Battle of Gettysburg? Pffffbt.
That’s why I wanted to officially congratulate Nicole Richie on her impending babyness.