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Celebrities Are Just Like You and Me

February 11th, 2007

A slew of star sightings are this weekend’s talk of the town, confirming yet again that celebrities are just like you and me.

Take for example Leonardio DiCaprio seen putting a dollar coin into a parking meter and jamming the darn thing up, then throwing his hands up in frustration when he realized he’d probably end up getting a parking ticket. Or what about Katie Holmes, seen this weekend in Beverly Hills shopping with Victoria Beckham…at a local Crate & Barrel store where one was overheard saying to the other, “Do you think they’re having a sale?”

Or what about that celebrity sighting of Paris Hilton, seen eating an ice cream cone from the bottom up (biting the bottom then sucking ice cream through the funnel) after taking a penny from a local Ben & Jerry’s tip dish, just to cover her ice cream purchase? And what about Charlie Sheen, seen moving his car so that the meter maid’s chalk mark on his tire wouldn’t be seen the next time they came around the block?

There’s been a slew of other sightings this past week of celebs doing things just like you and me. Katherine Heigl from Grey’s Anatomy was seen hitting her brakes to keep a tailgater from driving too close. Sally Field was seen squeezing squashes at a local outdoor farmer’s market. Neil Patrick Harris of TV’s How I Met Your Mother was spotted at a local Hollywood gym staying on the elliptical machine for over 30 minutes (which was the posted limit of time one could stay on the fitness machines), then resetting the clock so no one would know he’d been on for like fifty minutes. Or what about WFME’s favorite Sarah Michelle Gellar spotted out and about smoking a pack of cigarettes, and addicted to the darn things just like you and me!?

And across the coast, in Gotham, SNL’s Andy Samberg was spotted with mustard on the corner of his mouth, Alec Baldwin was seen adjusting his shoe, Jack Nicholson was overheard complaining about an uncooked doughnut, and let’s not forget reports about Jim Belushi buying stamps from an ATM! Just like you. And just like me.

It’s nice to know that celebrities are real people.

Isn’t it?

Posted under Alec Baldwin, Andy Samberg, Celebrities, Charlie Sheen, Jack Nicholson, Jim Belushi, Katherine Heigl, Katie Holmes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Neil Patrick Harris, Paris Hilton, Sally Field, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Victoria Beckham. | 6 Comments »

There’s No Way To Determine Between Blood Diamonds and Regular Diamonds

October 17th, 2006

Fellas, are you out there?

Are you in a relationship that is bordering on an engagement? Do you feel the pangs of commitment bearing down on your soul? Have you received an ultimatum from your sweetie that you either step up and be a man or forever be married to your video game console? Has your soon-to-be significant other suggested you go out and buy her a diamond ring?

If so, know that there’s no way to determine between blood diamonds and regular diamonds.

Posted under Blood Diamond, Diamonds, Leonardo DiCaprio, Posts About Clever Determinations. | 15 Comments »