I Am The King of Crappy Legal Advice
August 30th, 2005
Lawyers are expensive.
It’s true and you know what I’m talking about if you’ve ever had to hire one. Two hundred an hour, three hundred an hour, your first born child and four hundred an hour. And for what? A bunch of talking, a few phone calls, and in the end — some advice that you just could have gotten from me.
No matter that I am the KING of crappy legal advice. It just doesn’t matter.
If you’ve got a problem and you need someone to talk to and you have no experience whatsoever with legal jargon and stuff and whatchamajigger kind of lawyer stuff and hell — I know all that stuff like the back of my calf, so why not consult me in the first place?
