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Rejected Alternate Taglines From The ‘What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas’ Tourism Ad Campaign

August 26th, 2006

  • “It May Have Happened, But We Don’t Know What You’re Talking About.”
  • “We’ll Plead The Fifth!”
  • “You Know What They Say About The Past…And Not Wanting To Repeat It If You Remeber It Or Something? Yeah. So Let’s Just Forget About What Happened.”
  • “We’ve Never Seen You Before In Our Entire Life. We Swear.”
  • “Oh Hey, Look Over Here. Do You See This Shiny Locket? Yeah, Just Keep Concentrating On That.”
  • “I Think We Just Threw Up In Your Mouth. Las Vegas!”
  • “Hey, We Got You Some Jewelry.”
  • “You Know What? Forget It. If You Can’t Trust Us, We Don’t Even Want To Look At You.”
  • “Potato, Potahto.”
  • “It’s Not About What You Did While You Were There… It’s About Who You Did.”

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If You’re Reading This, Then My Blogs Ability To Post Entries While I’m In Las Vegas Has Worked Extremely Well

May 21st, 2005

I am in Las Vegas.

Yes. Right this minute. As you read this I am probably either sleeping, eating a huge shrimp cocktail the size of my head, or gambling my life savings away all because I think that’s what I’m supposed to do.

I am in Las Vegas.

Surrounded by air conditioning. Surrounded by the click-click-cliking of slot machines. Surrounded by people who are all desperate to win something. Anything.

I am in Las Vegas.

The city that never sleeps. The city that keeps on going. The city that’s within a city, wrapped up in a hundred other cities all embodied in a huge, gaudy, building with a roller coaster on top. But above all, Las Vegas is a city of performances, of magic and of links. Links to the past. Links to the present. Links to the future.

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