Today’s Rebellious Thoughts on Lap Napkining
November 30th, 2006
Lap nakpining.
If it was a phrase that had been legitimized by official linguistic and vocabulary publications, lap napkining would be described as “the act of laying a napkin on one’s lap due to societal and cultural pressures seemingly out of date, yet continually reinforced throughout dinners everywhere.” And while it might be long-winded, it would be quite an astute description of just how confining and idiotic the act of lap napkining has become in our society. And while such opinions might be rebellious…
…today I’m going to embrace such thoughts with open arms.
