I Could Be Your Kiddie Pool Lifeguard
June 6th, 2007
Water is water, that’s what I always say.
Talk to forensic scientists or homicide detectives and they’ll tell you that a man can drown in a foot of water. Talk to lifeguards and they’ll tell you they’ve seen beach-dwellers drown by drinking a can of soda too fast. Talk to the brave members of the United States Coast Guard and they’ll tell you that water is the most evil element on the face of the Earth. That’s why, as summer approaches, people need to be very careful with those blow-up kiddie pools.
Thankfully, I could be your kiddie pool lifeguard.
