Katey Sagal Has Entered The Witness Protection Program
June 25th, 2006
Futurama’s Katey Sagal has entered the Witness Protection Program.
You’re probably asking yourself how I know such things or what kind of state’s evidence Ms. Sagal gave the local government that required that she enter the Witness Protection Program or how I was even able to uncover such sensitive information such as this if she was technically, really in the Witness Protection Program but let’s not forget that I was the one who “outed” Mr. Six and was subsequently featured in a major rag mag as a result of such outage.
Bottom line: I have access to information that you don’t.
