Celebrities Are Talking About WFME

“W, F, M-what?”
-Tom Cruise

“Is that a radio station?”
-Ryan Phillipe

“What’s a blog?”
-Phyllis Diller

“Wait, so who’s enjoying the words again?”
-Cameron Diaz

“Love that show. Loni Anderson was great on it.”
-Nick Lachey

“Wife me? Oh, my wife? No, we’re totally happy.”
-Keith Urban

“I read it once. It made unrealistic claims about my iPod. I haven’t been back since.”
-Jon Cryer

An Emmy Story (Or, Paula Abdul’s Assistant Needs Deodorant)

I attended the wonderful Emmy Awards last night at the Shrine Auditorium.

It was a gala event filled with glorious celebrities with wonderful dresses and sparkling smiles… It was a room packed with the excitement of a thousand nights, celebrating all that is Television in the most classy way possible. Everywhere you looked there were stars mingling with the “regular folk” — going against the grain and proving to most that they are genuine, down-to-earth, and normal human beings just like the rest of us.

Oh, and Paula Abdul‘s assistant needs to start using deodorant.