I Am Afraid That Everything Around Me Is Bombarding Me With Radioactive Fallout

Forget about Iran for a second.

Why not worry about the kind of things you can find in your own kitchen, like the microwave. Or why not worry about the kind of things you strap to your head, like bluetooth wireless phone ear pieces or cell phones themselves. Or why not worry about the cancerous cells currently being formed inside your body thanks to the invisible faxes being sent wirelessly around you all day long?

Yes. Why not worry about those things instead of Iran.

Today’s Imaginary Conversation With Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

While WFME is completely unpolitical, we couldn’t turn down five minutes with Iran’s man of the moment.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, both complicated on his own and in the spelling of his name, has gained great press since the United States went to war in the Middle East, and is known for his hard-lined and opinionated thoughts on a variety of subjects including Israel, the United States, nuclear weapons and much much more.

Well today, thanks to WFME being granted this imaginary interview, we peel back the layers and find out even more about the man.

WFME: “Good day, Mr. Ahmadinejad.”

Ahmadinejad: “Yes, thank you.”