January 22nd, 2007
I couldn’t care less about football.
Burn me at the stake or speak ill will of me because of it, but my idea of fun isn’t sitting down and watching guys in uniform run up and down a field with a pigskin, in what is most-obviously a less toned down, less violent recreation of what the Romans must have enjoyed in their heyday. But these days? Football is just another way for people to make money, get others to spend money, and I’m just not having it. And that seems to bother a lot of people.
That’s why I’ve invented the Fantasy Football Watchers League.
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October 10th, 2006
People say they have ideas, but they never know how to make them a reality.
That’s the problem with society and people and societal peoples of societies around the world (which happen to be filled with people). They think they’re smart and they think they have great ideas and they think they can sing and they think they’ve got the greatest idea for the greatest product in the history of the world when, in fact, they don’t.
That being said, I could have invented the zipper.
There’s a lot of things I won’t take credit for. I won’t take credit for ending the Cuban Missle Crisis and I won’t take credit for velcro and I won’t take credit for semi-conductors, Jamba Juice or those Sharper Image Dream Machine things that people pay a hundred bucks for and that spit out white noise like there was no tomorrow.
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