Latest Internet Rumors About Barack Obama (That May Make Me Question Voting For Him)

  • He’s seen Canonball Run more than ten times.
  • He likes asparagus.
  • Having grown up in Hawaii, he still isn’t a huge fan of macadamia nuts.
  • His wife chose the party favors at their wedding; he didn’t play a part in that decision at all.
  • He doesn’t know about the movie Tron (and yet he’s seen Canonball Run more than ten times.
  • CB Call Sign: Skeeter
  • Never thought those SoniCare Toothbrushes were worth it.
  • Found Sting’s ‘Dream of the Blue Turtles’ to be a “silly title.”
  • Uses Yahoo for Internet searches
  • Thinks more African-Americans like Kevin Clash (the voice of Elmo) should give back to the puppeteering community and help more African-Americans create fuzzy monsters for PBS.