I Am Not Really Allergic to Bees
September 29th, 2005
It’s all a complicated, elaborate ruse.
It may have started in the 70’s when the little ten year old bastard that lived down the street from me got stung by a bee and his face swelled up like one of those actors who pretends to be fat in a movie so they can win an Oscar since acting from inside a fat suit is almost like portraying an idiot savant (which has also garnered Oscars in the past).
I remember seeing the result of the bee sting, and the horrifying allergic reaction and thinking to myself, “I think I’m really allergic…deathly allergic to bees.”
