Catching Another India-Based Technical Assistance Representative In A Lie

Me: “What’s your name?”

Him: [In Indian Accent] “Rick.”

Me: “Rick…what?”

Him: “Rick P. I cannot give out more information than that.”

Me: “And you’re based where…?”

Him: [In an Indian accent nowhere near resembling any accent from Texas] “Dallas, Texas.”

Me: “What kind of things do you do for fun in Dallas, Texas…Rick?”

Him: “I like cowboys.”

Me: “So, what — you go to the rodeo?”

Him: “I’m sorry, what?”

Me: “You said you liked cowboys.”

Him: “Yes, very much.”

Me: “I asked if you liked rodeos.”

Him: “I like cowboys.”

Me: “And you do cowboys for fun in Dallas, Texas?”

Him: “Exactly.”