A List of Five Imaginary Friends I Wish I Had As A Kid
June 1st, 2007
As a child, I didn’t have imaginary friends.
My other friends did. But their imaginary friends left something to be desired. Most of them had little personality, cutesy names that they can’t even utter these days because they’re so cute, and (much like a robot dog) a limited list of things they could do. I.e., they could sit at a table and participate in a tea party, or pretend to be hungry at the dinner table and hang out in your desk at school, but that was about it.
That’s why I’d like to officially present to you a list of five imaginary friends I wish I had as a kid.


