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I Am Running Away From ‘The Hills’

March 23rd, 2007

This weekend sees a slew of new filmic releases, including The Hills Have Eyes 2.

You may or may not remember the original movie The Hills Have Eyes or the remake The Hills Have Eyes which came out about a year and a half ago and told the glorious story of a family whose camper breaks down in the middle of nowhere, and a slew of nuclear-deformed evil freaky bloated monster-people decide it’s time to kill them, eat them, and do a slew of other disturbing things to them. Needless to say, when I saw an advanced screening of the movie, I almost threw up in my mouth.

Which is part of the reason I am running away from The Hills Have Eyes 2.

Posted under Horror, Movies, Running Away From Topographical Regions, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hills Have Eyes 2, Wes Craven. | 8 Comments »

I Cannot Get Through ‘The Ring’

December 8th, 2005

It’s true.

I mean, why would I lie about being so afraid of the horror-film The Ring that I cannot even make it past the very first scene where they open that closet door and find that girl in there with her face all melty and weird. There’s no reason for me to lie about trying to watch it at 3pm in the afternoon and still having to turn the damn thing off.

And it’s not just The Ring. I am a horror-movie wuss.

If I could only count the horror movies that freaked me out on one hand, I would be a happy soul. But alas, the list begins with Poltergeist and continues all the way to that freaky Sarah Michelle Gellar movie where some hand comes out of some guys head while they’re in the elevator.

Posted under Fears, Film, Horror, The Ring. | 41 Comments »