If I Worked in Hell

If I worked in Hell, the whole “yeah, work’s Hell” thing just wouldn’t work anymore.

I’d have to find an alternative way of telling you work was Hell, but if I did actually work in Hell (don’t ask me what kind of job although I suspect it would have something to do with making sure everyone was really unhappy and in extreme pain) I’ll bet you people who hated their jobs would walk around saying things like, “Yeah, work is heavenly” or “Although work sucks, it is so NOT Hell…”

And that would mean, it was hell but it wasn’t Hell.