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Today’s Prognosis on Finger Scratching Hand Shakers

November 19th, 2006

Sometimes things reach critical mass.

And when something reaches critical mass, there’s really not much else anyone can do about it before the walls start caving in and society crumbles because of it. Such is the case with things like war, terrorism, racial insensitivity, violence, horrific natural disasters and homelessness. These things are all reaching critical mass as I type this, and becoming unwieldy monsters that surprisingly, can’t even hold a flame to one last unbearable thing.

That thing? Finger scratching hand shakers.

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