If I Was An Evil High School Guidance Counselor
July 10th, 2006
“Collecting garbage is a noble career,” I might say.
And then while I leaned down behind my desk (where I’d purposely dropped a pen and a handful of paperclips just so I could hide my face for a moment) I would smile a smile so wide it would keep me satiated far better than food ever would. It would make me giddy and happy and I would be laughing a laugh so laughable inside that my lower intestines would grow muscles from the constant exercise.
Yes, being an evil high school guidance counselor would be extremely rewarding.
