Imaginary Dwarf Restaurant Pal (And 2 Other Overheard Conversations)
March 14th, 2007
Guy #1: “Wouldn’t it be great if we brough an imaginary friend to lunch with us?”
Guy #2: “Sure, I guess.”
Guy #1: “No, really — think about it. We could totally ask the waitress for a high chair for our imaginary friend.”
Guy #2: “You mean, “our small” imaginary friend?”
Guy #1: “Well, it could be a dwarf.”
Guy #2: “Our imaginary dwarf restaurant pal?”
Guy #1: “Yeah, wouldn’t that be hilarious?”
Guy #2: “Freaky. Not hilarious.”
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Guy: “Have you tasted this new PinkBerry frozen yogurt thing?”
Girl: “Is that the place that only has two kinds of yogurt?”
Guy: “Yeah. Regular and green tea.”
Girl: “Oh, yeah I tasted it. It sort of tasted like pee.”
Guy: “The regular or the green tea?”
Girl: “Yeah, I only tried the green tea kind.”
Guy: “Ohhhh. Well, the regular kind is good. It doesn’t taste like pee too much.”
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Girl #1: “Global warming. Real or fake?”
Girl #2: “Good god, it must be real. It’s so hot today and it’s only March.”
Girl #1: “Well, I heard it’s gonna keep getting warmer, earlier each year.”
Girl #2: “Oh my god, total beach weather.”
Girl #2: “Seriously, I totally need a tan.”
