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I Could Be Your Superstar Anesthesiologist

January 10th, 2006

Yes, I could.

Don’t concern yourself with the fact that I may not be able to spell the word anesthesiologist after just waking up in the morning or even sometime during the middle of the day after a full cup of coffee… No, don’t worry about the fact that I probably couldn’t even pronounce the word successfully two different times in a row. Hey, just relax — it’s okay that I can’t say “An Anesthesiologist Ate an Apple Amorously” ten times fast without twisting my tongue…

Just know I’m a master at those, um, sleepy gases…and feel content.

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