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December 26th, 2006
It’s all about equilibrium.
If you’ve ever felt what it’s like to have an inner-ear deficiency where the room seems to be spinning and you feel like you’re about to lose your balance and you even have to brace yourself with your other leg in order to steady yourself and you can replicate such a thing when you don’t have an inner ear problem or when you’re not drunk from a night out on the town…
…then you can pretend your ship just got hit by a missle — like me.
Posted under Futurama, Pretending, Star Trek. | 6 Comments »
June 25th, 2006
Futurama’s Katey Sagal has entered the Witness Protection Program.
You’re probably asking yourself how I know such things or what kind of state’s evidence Ms. Sagal gave the local government that required that she enter the Witness Protection Program or how I was even able to uncover such sensitive information such as this if she was technically, really in the Witness Protection Program but let’s not forget that I was the one who “outed” Mr. Six and was subsequently featured in a major rag mag as a result of such outage.
Bottom line: I have access to information that you don’t.
Posted under Celebrities, Futurama, Katey Sagal, Witness Protection Program. | 6 Comments »
